Le sigh...

I'm experiencing writer's block, and not just on the blogatron machine. I'm writing something for something else and I've literally been in the middle of a sentence for the past hour - it's like I made a plot twist and the loop went the right way, and now it's stuck in a knot that I can't get undone.

Also, I just realized I've been using the dogosaur as a footrest for the past half hour. Oh well.

Cut and Paste

The blog post here from Hyperbole and a Half is amazing.

I hope that one day I can make posts that awesome. Until then, I'll just have to link to them.

I'm lazy

I know, I know. It's been a while. I promise I'll quit being so busy and get on my ass again soon to put something new here.

But, I was just looking at the stats for this blog, and it's pretty awesome that I'm getting web traffic from Guatemala. I mean, I know why - it's because I'm awesome (and possibly because I have awesome friends who had the balls to get the hell outta Dodge). But probably mostly because I'm awesome.

A real blog...

My wife just told me I should have a "real" blog instead of a joke blog. Apparently she already thinks this blog is a joke. Discuss.

I has a blog!

I'm not sure why, but I decided to start a blog. So, y'know, I can ramble on about random topics intermittently throughout whenever.

To get us started, I give you this epic introduction: